Yore Not Going To Believe This One
September 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Extreme Mortman will be dark the next few days in observance of Yom Kippur.
To get in the spirit of the day, we wanted to present some sort of Presidential Yom Kippur message from administrations past.
But which one to pick? Turned out to be an easy choice. Bill Clinton from September 24, 1993.
Why? You’ll see in this actual transcript of his message. (Hint: the name of the high holiday is Yom Kippur)
Yore Kippur, the Day of Atonement, is a holy day that provides the opportunity to seek forgiveness and to enter the new year with a clean conscience and a clear purpose. It is a chance to seek pardon and to ask divine guidance for serf-improvement. Yore Kippur emphasizes the importance of honoring the memories of loved ones no longer living, but still remembered. Above all, Yore Kippur recognizes the need to repair personal relationships—relationships with friends and family, with God, with those who live on in our memories, and with those for whom we may have previously felt animosity. With the recent signing of the agreement between Israel and the Palestine Liberation Organization, this Yore Kippur is particularly significant.
If you guessed Yore Kippur, yore right!
Paula Jones said,
September 24, 2007 @ 9:02 am
From my personal experience, I would say that Bubba could never really be Jewish unless he gets circumcised, if not straightened out.
21. Jones exclaimed, “What are you doing?” and escaped from Clinton’s
physical proximity by walking away from him. Jones tried to distract Clinton
by chatting with him about his wife. Jones later took a seat at the end of
the sofa nearest the door. Clinton asked Jones: “Are you married?” She
responded that she had a regular boyfriend. Clinton then approached the sofa
and as he sat down he lowered his trousers and underwear exposing his erect
penis and asked Jones to “kiss it.”
22. There were distinguishing characteristics in Clinton’s genital area
that were obvious to Jones.
23. Jones became horrified, jumped up from the couch, stated that she was
“not that kind of girl” and said: “Look, I’ve got to go.” She attempted to
explain that she would get in trouble for being away from the registration
desk.
24. Clinton, while fondling his penis said: “Well, I don’t want to make you
do anything you don’t want to do.” Clinton then stood up and pulled up his
pants and said: “If you get in trouble for leaving work, have Dave call me
immediately and I’ll take care of it.” As Jones left the room Clinton looked
sternly at Jones and said: “You are smart. Let’s keep this between
ourselves.”