Xtreme Xmas
October 19, 2007 at 2:28 pm
There’s no telling how early Iowa and New Hampshire will hold their voting. News is rampant that voting may occur as early as Christmas.
Of course, if that happens, the way this competition is playing out surely someone will move up Christmas.
So we at Extreme Mortman are changing our bylaws to dictate that no state shall hold its Christmas before Extreme Mortman does. Therefore, and in that spirit, we declare that today is Christmas.
In celebration, we present a gag which could no longer wait until Dec. 25th …
Truth be told, what really attracts us to his picture is the magazine’s tag line: The Magazine For Christmas Tree Professionals Aren’t we all?
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