Gobble To Gobble Coverage

November 10, 2007 at 7:56 am

The White House announced the finalists in the competition to name the national turkey, the feathered fella who’ll get a presidential pardon in that annually ridiculous Rose Garden ceremony before Thanksgiving.

Here are the names to vote on:

Wing & Prayer
May & Flower
Gobbler & Rafter
Wish & Bone
Truman & Sixty
Jake & Tom

We and the PKK are relieved that Erdogan & Gul didn’t make the cut. But we’re also dismayed that yet again Shock & Awe aren’t among the choices.  There’s always hope, though, for Rosie & Keith.

White House

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