All The Nudes That’s Fit To Print

January 29, 2008 at 10:20 am

Who says the glory days of daring, swashbuckling Washington Post reporting have passed them by?
In the past, we’ve seen the Post bravely cover frontline stories ranging from Afghanistan to Bosnia to members of the Axis of Evil.   Today they keep that proud tradition alive.  Today we see the Post boldly set foot in a ….. strip club.
Reporter Keith Richburg set out to determine the true story behind Rudy Giuliani’s claims to have cleansed Times Square of spicy filth.  When it comes to getting to the facts, Richburg left no stone unturned, including this:

At Lace, a strip club where topless young women offer private lap dances for $20 per song, most of the dancers seemed oblivious to the notion that the former mayor claims to have to rid Times Square of adult entertainment.

“In one sense, it’s good,” said Mia, a 22-year-old dyed-blond dancer from Belarus, pausing between songs while gyrating topless on a customer’s lap. “If there are fewer clubs, then there’s more money for us.”

We can’t copy and paste much else from the story because, quite frankly, this is a family-friendly blog.  Suffice it to say, we’re left wondering whether, when Mr. Richburg files his expense report, he’ll have to list out how many singles he spent.  Talk about a victory lap!

Lace Mary Poppins Times Square from copyranter

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