It’s No Fun Being An Illegal Alien

February 25, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Bad news illegal aliens — you don’t exist anymore.  So sayeth the Washington Times.
From Fishbowl:

All: Here are some recent updates to TWT style. 1) Clinton will be the headline word for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. 2) Gay is approved for copy and preferred over homosexual, except in clinical references or references to sexual activity. 3) The quotation marks will come off gay marriage (preferred over homosexual marriage). 4) Moderate is approved, but centrist is still allowed. 5) We will use illegal immigrants, not illegal aliens.

Now that illegal aliens don’t exist anymore, maybe they can likewise make my parking tickets disappear.

Washington, DC

1 Comment »

  1. richarda said,

    February 26, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

    MY preference is still ‘foreign invaders’.

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