Damn Goalie Set Me Up

May 28, 2008 at 7:57 pm

We just might be hearing that someday soon in Washington, with the news that DC City Councilman Marion Barry wants to build a $150 million soccer stadium.

But what would they name such a taxpayer-funded behemoth?

Simple.  Surely they’ve got to recognize DC’s most famous politician.  Marion Barry Stadium.  That name sings, doesn’t it?  Imagine …

Marion Barry soccer stadium

Of course, at Marion Barry Stadium you won’t see signs like, “Watch for batted balls.”  Instead, they’ll say something like, “Please do not snort the midfield line.”

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