From Soft Money To Soft Porn
May 24, 2008 at 9:32 pm
In her “Shenanigans” column in Politico, Anne Schroeder Mullins has this item about a spotting of Hillary Clinton booster Terry McAuliffe at the Palm:
Some guy approaches the table and Terry screams out “Where’s my movie?” to which the man produces a DVD and hands it to Terry. Terry then says at the top of his lungs: “No one does porn like me.” To which the guy replies “well, Terry, you have to be at least 6 inches to be in my movies.” …
So we asked McAuliffe about his lunch. He tells us that its “almost correct.” (Granted we didn’t mention the phone call to him.) He says he took his finance staff out for lunch “to celebrate the $22 million month” they had and that guy from point #2 above was Joey Pants! (Actor.) So he came over, Terry says, and gave him a DVD his of his new movie. Terry said “I thanked him and asked when I was going to be in a movie. Mac Cummings, our internet director said the only movie I could get would be a porn movie and my response was, ‘I would be great in a porn movie….as long as I kept my clothes on.’ Everyone roared.”
Sp what would Terry McAuliffe’s porn movie DVD cover look like? Here’s what we’re supposing…
George said,
September 30, 2008 @ 3:20 am
Sigh. Life is too short for soft porn. I typed soft porn into google and this was one of the results. Hahahaha. Truly lame but made me laugh:
http://codymichaels.pictiger.com/images/16925732/