Osama’ll Come Out Tomorrow, Bet Your Bottom Dollar
September 7, 2007 at 7:37 pm
According to the AP’s report of the new Osama bin Laden videotape,
He also shows a grasp of current events, dropping mentions of global warming and saying Americans are “reeling under the burdens” of a mortgage crisis.
Now there’s a motive for the world’s most sinister terrorist: His adjustable rate mortgage is coming due and he can’t get a subprime loan to pay for a new Prius. Until Bernanke cuts interest rates, no doubt bin Laden will remain angry that all his weapons of mass destruction are being recalled to China because of lead-based paint. He probably also still feels let down by the Sopranos’ unsatisfying ending. In other words, blame the troop surge in Iraq.
richarda said,
September 8, 2007 @ 9:11 am
Islam disdains lending/borrowing; does Osama know what a mortgage IS?