TOP TEN SURPRISES IN AL GORE’S NEW BOOK
(as read by Charles Barkley)
10. Dedicated to his “soulmate” Lindsay Lohan.
9. 52 chapters… to match his waist size.
8. Chastises Bill Clinton for not sharing the hot intern action.
7. After the 2000 election, shaved his head and checked into rehab.
6. All proceeds go to Paris Hilton’s legal defense fund.
5. The threat that keeps him up at night? A massive Fritos shortage.
4. In his opinion there’s no species more endangered than the
Yankees pitching staff.
3. Besides the internet, also claims to have invented Keno before THIMMESCH !!!
2. If Blake loses “American Idol,” plans to appeal to the Supreme
Court.
1. Brags that he has now written more books than President Bush has
read (CBS, 5/22).

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Q Any luck on finding out about the President’s policy on wearing seatbelts?

MR. SNOW: Well, it’s always important to wear seatbelts, especially when driving slowly on the ranch. (Laughter.) But I think it’s, in point of fact, something that — we encourage everybody to wear their seat belts.

Q — Secret Service person here at the White House ask the President and all occupants –

MR. SNOW: No, but I’ll tell you what — the Secret Service, I guarantee you, looks after the President and is absolutely determined to ensure his safety in every way possible.

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN AL GORE’S NEW BOOK
(as read by Charles Barkley)
10. Dedicated to his “soulmate” Lindsay Lohan.
9. 52 chapters… to match his waist size.
8. Chastises Bill Clinton for not sharing the hot intern action.
7. After the 2000 election, shaved his head and checked into rehab.
6. All proceeds go to Paris Hilton’s legal defense fund.
5. The threat that keeps him up at night? A massive Fritos shortage.
4. In his opinion there’s no species more endangered than the
Yankees pitching staff.
3. Besides the internet, also claims to have invented Keno before THIMMESCH did.
2. If Blake loses “American Idol,” plans to appeal to the Supreme
Court.
1. Brags that he has now written more books than President Bush has
read (CBS, 5/22).