We Are The Kwans We’ve Been Waiting For

March 26, 2008 at 8:53 am

On “Good Morning America” this morning, like he did last night on “World News,” Jake Tapper unveiled the Tonya Harding Option for how Hillary Clinton can beat Barack Obama.

What’s the Tonya Harding Option?

Jake explains on his blog Political Punch:

l just spoke with a Democratic Party official, who asked for anonymity so as to speak candidly, who said we in the media are all missing the point of this Democratic fight.

“Her securing the nomination is certainly possible - but it will require exercising the ‘Tonya Harding option.’” the official said. “Is that really what we Democrats want?”

The Tonya Harding Option — the first time I’ve heard it put that way.

It implies that Clinton is so set on ensuring that Obama doesn’t get the nomination, not only is she willing to take extra-ruthless steps, but in the end neither she nor Obama win the gold.

(In this metaphor, presumably, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., would be Oksana Baiul. Does that make former President Bill Clinton Jeff Gillooly?)

Indeed, Baiul won the gold that year.  And Tonya Harding?  She finished eighth and was later banned for life from competitive figure skating.  But that’s where we pick up the Ralph Nader metaphor.

Tonya Harding

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6 Comments »

  1. Dr. Ellen said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 10:06 am

    This ice-skating business can get rough. Just last month, a hockey player required emergency surgery after getting his throat cut by a well-sharpened skate blade. http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=4271717

  2. Assistant Village Idiot said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 10:49 am

    Wow. I remember comparing Hillary to Tonya in 1992. Tammi Faye Bakker, too.

  3. moptop said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 10:50 am

    “Oh Oksana, now don’t you cry for me.
    “’cause I come from Lillihammer with a bandage on my knee.”

  4. Bryan said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

    To continue the metaphor, Harding broke down in tears when her routine started badly. She
    was having trouble with a shoelace and begged the judges for a do-over. Just like Michigan
    and Florida.

  5. mdd said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

    Caught this last night and posted here.
    http://libertypeaklodge.typepad.com/headquarters/2008/03/yo-cicero.html
    Love the Bill - Gillooly comparison

  6. Exurban Jon said,

    March 26, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

    A fast Kerrigan/Harding Photoshop from yesterday:
    http://exurbanleague.com/2008/03/25/is-bill-the-new-gillooly.aspx

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