Meet Your Superdelegates: Senator John “Bluto” Blutarsky
March 23, 2008 at 11:24 pm
We continue our special in-depth educational series, Meet Your Superdelegates. A rare chance to get to know specific superdelegates who will be deciding the Democratic presidential nominee. We’re focusing on party elders, government officials, senior advisors, and other high profile politicians who feature prominently in television and film. And we boldly speculate whom they will back at the Democratic convention. Today’s superdelegate profile comes from the breakthrough comedy movie sensation “National Lampoon’s Animal House.”
John “Bluto” Blutarsky is an abject, drunken degenerate with a style all his own. After seven years of college at Faber, sporting a GPA of 0.0, he goes on to become a United States Senator. Sen. Blutarsky has a Churchillian spirit of never surrendering, evidence by this remark: “Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!” That’s the kind of fighting instinct that Hillary Clinton needs to overtake Barack Obama in the late primaries, and puts Blutarsky in her camp.
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