Teddy Roosevelt Robbed Again

September 30, 2006 at 10:20 pm

Despite fans wearing “Run Teddy Run” shirts, Teddy Roosevelt came in last yet again tonight in the puppet Presidents Race that takes place during the fourth inning of every Washington Nationals game at RFK Stadium.

Jefferson came in first, putting him at 15 wins for the year, pulling just ahead of Lincoln’s 14 victories, followed by Washington at 7 wins.

Roosevelt’s last chance to avoid being shut out comes Sunday at RFK.  If he goes winless for the season, we should probably blame the big liberal media.

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1 Comment »

  1. Brian said,

    October 4, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

    Did Roosevelt win on Sunday?! I must know! Email me!

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