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Teddy Roosevelt Robbed Again

Posted by Arnold Shultz | Posted in sports | Posted on 26-09-2003


Despite fans wearing “Run Teddy Run” shirts, Teddy Roosevelt came in last yet again tonight in the puppet Presidents Race that takes place during the fourth inning of every Washington Nationals game at RFK Stadium.

Jefferson came in first, putting him at 15 wins for the year, pulling just ahead of Lincoln’s 14 victories, followed by Washington at 7 wins.

Roosevelt’s last chance to avoid being shut out comes Sunday at RFK.  If he goes winless for the season, we should probably blame the big liberal media.

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