Extreme Mortman

Here’s a joke I wish I would have thought of earlier.

First, the set-up:  Saturday’s Washington Post has this Howard Kurtz piece:

A journalistic assessment of Hillary Clinton’s cleavage became the most improbable presidential campaign controversy yet as her team yesterday rolled out a fundraising letter calling a Washington Post column on the subject “grossly inappropriate” and “insulting.”

One week after the piece, by fashion writer Robin Givhan, took note of the Democratic candidate’s relatively low neckline during a speech on the Senate floor, senior Clinton adviser Ann Lewis urged donors to “take a stand against this kind of coarseness and pettiness in American culture.”

That’s all well and fine.

More intriguing, however, is that the Post website again runs this picture:

Above the picture it says “Enlarge This Photo.”So I did.

Ah, they’re right.  Much better that way.  Just like plastic surgery.