Comments on: Duct Soup

by: Ontario Emperor

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:58:50 +0000

Too bad that Mike Huckabee isn’t popular on MySpace and Facebook and Twitter or whatever. I’d love you see you post something with the title “Huckabee Huckabee Huckabee Huckabee Huckabee.”

by: Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding (Ret.)

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:56:19 +0000

Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he’s dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he’s just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

by: Otis P. Driftwood

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:52:34 +0000

Rufus T. Firefly: Dig trenches, with our men being killed off like flies? There isn’t time to dig trenches. We’ll have to buy them ready made. Here, run out and get some trenches. Wait a minute, get them this high
[gestures to his chin]
Rufus T. Firefly: and our soldiers won’t need any pants. Wait a minute, get them this high
[gestures over his head]
Rufus T. Firefly: and we won’t need any soldiers.

by: Rufus T. Firefly

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:50:35 +0000

When asked what the political significance of this film was, Groucho reportedly said, “What significance? We were just four Jews trying to get a laugh.”