Joke Reality Check #5

January 31, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Here now is the next installment of our new regular series — the Joke Reality Check — in which we put jokes told on the campaign trail or in the media or in the general political discussion through a VIP check-up and washing. We check whether jokes are stolen, poorly-premised, or poorly written or delivered. And we offer strategic advice to improve the attempt.

Bananas!

That’s right, bananas!

Cheers to John McCain for the best punchline we’ve heard on the campaign trail in a long, long time.  Most politicians’ jokes involve elaborate set-up and equally elaborate punchlines, turning even the funniest concept into awkward, humorless vapor.

Not so with John McCain during last night’s Republican debate at the Reagan library:

“I heard Gov. Romney describe his record, as I understand it his record was he raised taxes by $730 million — he called them fees. I’m sure the people that had to pay it, whether they called them bananas, they still had to pay $730 million extra.”

Bananas — hilarious!  There’s so much good to say about that:

  • The word itself sounds funny
  • It’s almost self-deprecating — isn’t McCain himself supposed to be bananas?
  • It reminds us of Woody Allen:
Woody Allen bananas

Now, truth be told, McCain has used “bananas” as a punchline before, as this YouTube video evidence shows

But, as Mr. Tally Man proved by beating Mr. Taliban, banana works in so many places. Much more than the “wall like a duck, quack like a duck, must be a duck” hackneyed formula.

Bananas also reminds us fondly of Bob Dole, who long ago said that he followed Strom Thurmond’s example at Capitol Hill receptions. “If he takes a shrimp, I take a shrimp. If he takes a banana, I take a banana.”

Yes, banana — always funny.  No wonder the old folks are called the greatest generation.

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1 Comment »

  1. Ontario Emperor said,

    January 31, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

    I need to double-check, but it’s possible that part of the derivation may be a McCain reaction to southern California KFI talk radio hosts John & Ken, who in 2003-2004 were referring to striking grocery workers as “banana scanners.”

    John & Ken didn’t care for the McCain - Kennedy bill either, and if I recall correctly, McCain used the word “banana” while talking about whether or not McCain - Kennedy constituted “amnesty.”

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