Yul Recognize Him Immediately

July 3, 2008 at 10:42 am

Nothing gets by those sleuths in the media.  Turns out, John McCain’s new right-hand man HAS NO HAIR!

  • Politico’s Jonathan Martin: “cueball-headed, barrel-chested Steve Schmidt”
  • Los Angeles Times: “The bald and tough-talking consultant has never run a presidential campaign”
  • CNN’s John Roberts: “Steve Schmidt walks into a room, you kind of pay attention to him, bald head, barrel-chested. He’s a tough guy to miss.”
  • CNN’s Don Lemon: “All right, so, he’s bald, he’s barrel- chested and pulls no punches. And now he is John McCain’s right-hand man.”
  • Newsweek’s Andrew Romano: “So what should we expect from Schmidt? A bald, barrel-chested ‘partisan pugilist’”
  • New York Daily News: “Schmidt - an imposingly barrel-chested, bald-headed tactician”

In case you missed the subtlety in the coverage, here’s a picture of Steve Schmidt.

Yul Brenner

Ooops.  Sorry.  Wrong picture.  Here he is.

Telly Savalas

John McCain

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