2006: Winters And Losers

December 22, 2006 at 2:10 pm

Seems like the first Martin Frost is upon us.  Or was that a Jeff Flake?  Either way, if we’re getting Olympia Snowe or Tony Snow anytime soon, it means we’ll have to see farewell to 2006.

Shelly Winters arrived so soon.  Tough to tell now whether this year’s snowfall will be smaller than ever or Judy Biggert than ever.  Maybe it will be David Dreier than normal.  Assuming there’s no major Hannah Storm, we’ll be warming up with a nice mug full of hot Chris Chocola, easy on the nutmeg ryan.  Will help prevent us from catching a cold.  And sneezing.  Anna Eshoo!  Oh, excuse me.  Make sure you button up your coat and put up your Ray Lahood.  It’s Richard Burrrrrrrr out there.  Actually, with the wind, it’s David Vitter cold.  And the roads and bridges are getting Darrell Issa, too.

I already can’t wait to say Evan Bayh to winter and hello to spring when the flowers will Earl Blumenauer, or at least bloom in a day.  But Steve Buyer beware: A man’s home is his Mike Castle.  Hey, Ron Wyden I think of that!

Until then, Happy Hannukah, Merry Christmas, and Happy Barbara Boxing day.

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