Alternative Rock Lobster
May 28, 2007 at 7:48 am
Since many of you no doubt have taken your lap top and WiFi connection to the beach to make sure you don’t miss a single exciting moment of Extreme Mortman, let me just say, thank your lucky stars that you’re not spending your Memorial Day holiday in the Hamptons.
You’d probably be going hungry right about now.
We learn from an AP story about how the Wall Street boom is stirring Hamptons home sales that at one local gourmet shop in Sagaponack, lobster salad is selling for $100 a pound.
To which the only response must be: Hey, cut your own damn Alternative Minimum Tax! We’re through fighting for you rich folks. Oh, and can save some lobster salad for me?
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