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Any Given Tuesday

May 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Since Hillary Clinton has introduced the memory of Robert F. Kennedy into the presidential campaign, it’s only fitting that we Redskins fans remember him, too.

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After all, we are the football fans we’ve been waiting for.

Hillary Clinton  Redskins  Barack Obama

Virginia Races: Titan Your Belt

May 22, 2008 at 1:20 pm

As a loyal Redskin fan, this blog’s ears perk up whenever we see mention of the hated Cowboys — and politics.
But there it was, in today’s story about Jim Gilmore raising money for his Virginia Senate run:

Pete Coors, chairman of Coors Brewing, former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach, golfer Ben Crenshaw and Louis Beecherl, former chief executive of Texas Oil and Gas, have donated to the campaign in recent weeks, according to the statement.

Staubach.  Yuch!  Fortunately, we also saw this picture of Virginia’s Attorney General Bob McDonnell, who married a Redskins cheerleader from the Staubach era.  We felt great relief.  All is well again in Redskins country.

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Virginia  Redskins

The Wind Ben-Heath My Sails

May 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm

The Swamp nails it:

… the first party honcho to tip his hand following Tuesday primaries that boosted Obama signed up with … Hillary Clinton.

A cynic might note that in announcing his support for Clinton, Rep. Heath Shuler of North Carolina was aping his ill-fated pro football career — joining the roster of a losing team.

That’s hardly cynicism, though.  That’s Redskins reality.

Heath Shuler from CBS News and AP

Hillary Clinton  Redskins

The Sunday Washington Post Magazine imagines

President Heath Shuler’s “New Pioneers” call in 2017 for Americans to decentralize, to leave behind the congested and crumbling 1960s suburbs and embark on a massive resettlement of the land beyond the exurbs. Shuler’s lure was the great open spaces that were now finally fully linked to AmeriWeb, the wireless information network that extended into every community in the land, the result of the most massive public works project since the construction of the interstate highway system.

President Shuler?   Nice dream.  About as likely to come true as our old dreams of a completed pass.

Heath Shuler from CBS News and AP

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Redskins Cheerleaders In India

April 26, 2008 at 6:38 am

Hail To The Outsourcing!

Redskins cheerleaders Washington Post

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Heath-ens!

April 18, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Cheers to Politico’s Anne Schroeder Mullins for this sensational Shenanigans item:

As the NFL Draft approaches ESPN.com lists the “Can-Miss Kids” on their homepage — aka the biggest busts in the NFL.

It lists Shuler at #4.

4. QB Heath Shuler (Tennessee)

Drafted by: Redskins, first round, No. 3 overall, 1994 Shuler started eight games as a rookie and certainly didn’t look like an immediate bust, throwing 10 TDs and 11 interceptions. However, over the next three years with the Redskins and Saints, he would throw 21 interceptions to just five touchdown passes. He was out of the league by 1998.

Heath Shuler Politico

Congress  Redskins

The Hogettes Have Really Let Themselves Go

April 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Poor things.

From this ….

Hogettes

To this ….

Raging Grannies from Wired

At this rate, soon they’ll be appearing at openings of new Olive Gardens.

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Green Is Good

February 2, 2008 at 11:02 pm

A proud salute to former Redskin Darrell Green — and of course Art Monk — for getting selected into the Hall of Fame today.  This White House photo proves that even a presumed Dallas Cowboys fan could be happy in #28’s presence.

Darrell Green George Bush

President George Bush  Redskins

The Lord Gibbs, The Lord Takes

January 9, 2008 at 9:15 pm

Mike Huckabee may need a running-mate.  Former Redskins coach Joe Gibbs certainly needs a new gig.  They both appeal to the same constituency.  So let’s start the speculation now.

Mike Huckabee Joe Gibbs Redskins God

And maybe make Chuck Norris the new defense coach.

Presidential Election  2008 campaign  Redskins

The Redskins Offense Comes Alive, Literally

January 4, 2008 at 3:58 pm

Here’s a prediction a whole lot easier than who’s going to win the New Hampshire primaries: Who’s going to win the Washington Redskins-Seattle Seahawks Saturday showdown?

The answer: the Redskins.  No questions, no doubts.

Why such an effortless prediction?

Simple.  You can find the answer in the Washington Post.  Specifically the Post’s on-again outrage over the name Redskins.

The anger hath returned.  We only experience it when the Redskins are winning.  When they’re losing, no one take soffense.

Latest example is this Courtland Milloy piece:

These are the times that try Suzan Harjo’s Cheyenne soul.

Her lawsuit claiming that the name “Redskins” denigrates Native Americans appears to have stalled in the courts. Several tribal elders who were among her staunchest allies recently died. And everywhere she looks, the dreaded name and logo of Washington’s professional football team are in full bloom.

Followed by this school-marmish letter to the editor today:

Please keep paying Courtland Milloy. He seems to be the only reporter around here willing to shed light on a subject that few people want to talk about [”For Cheyenne Woman, It Still Hurts to Hail the Home Team,” Metro, Jan. 2].
The derogatory nature of the word “redskin” hurts all of us; the Washington football team’s name should be changed. I am not surprised that the franchise’s unwillingness to do so hurts Suzan Harjo. Even though I’m not Native American, it hurts me, too.
This is a small symptom of a much larger problem in this country. The name is cruel and racist.
I’m raising three children who won’t root for the team, give the franchise their money or use the word “redskin” — because they’ve been raised knowing its true origin. You’re not alone, Ms. Harjo.
It’s time to grow up, Washington.

Actually, throw up, Washington.

This is predictable paint-by-numbers rubbish. These fair weather protestors — bandwagon bashers, even — are outraged only when the team is doing well on the field. Is it no nearly as offensive when the team is losing?  Keep in mond, the outaged set claims the Native American land was stolen by the imperialist cowboys. So why aren’t they rejoicing at the Redskins beating the Cowboys? Were they upset at all when the Cowboys had a 13-game winning streak against the Redskins from 1996-2003?

Anger at the name Redskins hasn’t happened in a long time. Let’s take it as a good sign that the team is doing well.  On to more venom — and the Super Bowl!

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