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Appealing To DNA Moms

May 4, 2008 at 4:28 pm

Forget soccer moms and security moms and Wal-Mart moms.  The real battle in this presidential election is over moms who have DNA.

  • Hillary Clinton: “Guilt and worry are in a mother’s DNA.  I’m a designated worrier in my family about everything. . . . I still worry all the time. My mother said the other day she worries as much about me now. I tell her to turn off the TV, she wouldn’t worry so much.”
  • Barack Obama on “Meet the Press” Sunday: “What he [Jeremiah Wright] said did not bring the country together, it divided the country.  I’m someone who was born to a white mother and an African father and it’s in my DNA to believe that we can bring this country together.”
  • Barack Obama Tuesday: “That`s in my DNA, trying to promote mutual understanding to insist that we all share common hopes and common dreams as Americans and as human beings.”
  • John McCain TV ad criticizes an earmark that provided “$3 million to study the DNA of bears in Montana.”

Of course, there’s that old Bill Clinton joke…

Bill Clinton DNA from political humor

Presidential Election

Barr Mitzvah

April 5, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Former Republican Rep. Bob Barr said he has formed a presidential exploratory committee and may seek the Libertarian party nomination.

Which should set up quite a primary battle against Mike Gravel, who’s also now running for the Libertarian nomination.

Does it seem that Libertarian party candidates have dropped a few notches on the greatness scale?

Ron Paul Ronald Reagan

Presidential Election

Iowa Jumps The Shark: Et Tu, Baseball?

April 3, 2008 at 7:39 am

For anyone still doubting that the Iowa caucuses are among the biggest losers in this year’s presidential election, consider the latest source of ridicule: baseball reporting.

From today’s Washington Post story on our amazing Nationals run to the pennant:

But take what happened over the past four days, culminating in Tim Redding’s sterling seven-inning, one-hit outing Wednesday night. The Nationals’ 1-0 victory over the Philadelphia Phillies at blustery Citizens Bank Park — provided by Redding and Ryan Zimmerman, who hit a homer for the game’s only run and played sterling defense — gave them three wins in their first three games.

Certainly, the sweltering days of August are a long way off, and first place in April is akin to winning the Iowa caucuses. Hello, Gov. Huckabee.

Poor Iowa.  Even the sports section wants to say good riddance.  And further proof that all the action is in Pennsylvania: both on the baseball diamond and in the presidential nominating contest.

Politics  Presidential Election

Sweet Home Pennsylvania

March 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Think Pennsylvania, and what comes to mind?  Probably iconic moments like Rocky jogging up the stairs.  The Founding Fathers signing the Declaration of Independence.  Julius Erving floating to the basket and Mean Joe Greene downing a Coke.  And maybe the endless wedding scene that opens “The Deer Hunter.”

And, of course, James Carville.

Huh?   James Carville?  Surely you’re asking, isn’t Carville, like, a Southerner, a Rajin’ Cajun’?  Indeed.  But the Democratic strategist and all-purpose pundit has become woven into Pennsylvania lore as much as, say, Punxsutawney Phil or a Geno’s cheesesteak.

Carville — who helped elect Robert Casey Pennsylvania governor in 1986 and Harris Wofford a U.S. Senator from the Keystone State in 1991 — once wryly and dryly observed that Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.

Quite a nice gift that Carville gave Pennsylvanians — a snappy one liner for folks to quickly grasp the state’s political and demographic complexity.

And what have Pennsyvlanians given Carville in return?

Grief.  It seems that Pennsylvania has been angry ever since.

Check out the coverage the last few weeks alone as Pennsylvania gears up for the April 22 showdown between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.   It may be the biggest grudge match the state has seen since Gettysburg.

Consider the Harrisburg Patriot-News’ Anne McGraw Reeves:

… let’s retire talking head and Democrat operative James Carville’s description of Pennsylvania as “Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in between.”
That is just so 1980s.
Believe it or not, James, things have changed since you delivered that cute little sound bite during former Gov. Bob Casey’s first gubernatorial campaign.
We have Starbucks now! Restaurant Row! Casinos!

Or Philadelphia radio talk show Michael Smerconish, who wrote in the Philadelphia Daily News:

James Carville. Yeah, we know what he said about Alabama. Still, it’s no reason to shout out “Free Bird” in central Pennsylvania. Better you reference Bon Jovi.  If you want to establish some street cred with the locals, tell Tim Russert you can’t appear on “Meet the Press” because of a time conflict with Sid Mark’s “Sundays with Sinatra.”

Or York Daily Record columnist Mike Argento:

Carville owes the good people of Alabama an apology.  Here in the hinterlands of Pennsylvania, we prefer the more descriptive term “Pennsyltucky,” although neither appellation does the central part of this great commonwealth justice, as we may have a much larger fleet of Confederate-flag-adorned pickup trucks than either Alabama or Kentucky.

Ah, Pennsyltucky.  Pennsylvania’s hinterlands may have not yet gotten the word, but Pennsyltucky has earned an entry in Wikipedia:

Pennsyltucky is a slang word to refer to the rural part of the state of Pennsylvania outside the Pittsburgh and Philadelphia metropolitan areas, more specifically applied to the mountainous central region. Less common is the term “Pennsylbama.”

There’s that Carville influence again.  There’s just no escaping.  No wonder they’ve got an enormous chip on their shoulder, the size of Alabama.

Let’s check in with the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review’s Salena Zito:

Clinton strategist James Carville once described Pennsylvania as Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh to the west and Alabama in the middle. I beg to differ. It is Philadelphia and its collar counties to the east with a classic Midwest state from there to the border of Ohio.

And the Reading Eagle’s Al Walentis seemed a bit peeved when he wrote:

This won’t be retail politicking like Iowa or New Hampshire, where candidates introduce themselves to voters face-to-face. Pennsylvania has more than 12 million people, seven media markets and a terrain so schizophrenic that James Carville once described it as “Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.” MSNBC’s Chris Matthews chortled last night when he described his boyhood visits to Reading and discovered there were country & western songs on the jukebox in a diner.

You can excuse the attitude, perhaps, when big-foot national condescension comes into play.  The Washington Post’s Harold Meyerson covered the big 2006 Senate showdown this way:

As if to confirm Carville’s thesis, when I attended the Mifflin County Youth Fair and Hog Auction last Saturday in the company of Bob Casey, the state treasurer and the Democratic challenger to Republican Sen. Rick Santorum, there was a pickup truck in the parking lot with an illustration, in the front license-plate frame, of a nekkid woman in front of a Confederate flag.

Does anyone align themselves with Carville’s pithy, innocous observation?

You’d have to chack out the American Spectator for that.  Here’s Pennsylvania resident Jeffrey Lord writing in the conservative magazine:

What I will assume Mr. Carville was trying to say is that to outsiders who think of Pennsylvania in terms of its two largest cities, there is a lot more going on here politically than meets the eye. Let’s face it, a state that can elect devoted pro-lifers (Republican Rick Santorum and his successor, Democrat Bob Casey, Jr.) to sit alongside a long time pro-choicer (Republican Arlen Specter) as Pennsylvania’s U.S. Senators is most assuredly not, say, New York or New Jersey, its northern and eastern neighbors.

As Pennsylvanians go, that’s practically an endorsement of Carville.

It might just be easier to challenge Pennsylvanians this way: OK smarties, you don’t like the elegant simplicity of Carville’s equaton?  Then explain to us what a Keystone is.

Or the Keystones could just cop out.  As Pennsylvania political mavens Dr. G. Terry Madonna and  Dr. Michael Young once wrote:

James you need a new definition for Pennsylvania. Between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia is just a lot more Pennsylvania.

Presidential Election  2008 campaign

Willie Horton Hears A Who!

March 20, 2008 at 7:00 pm

We couldn’t help but notice that “Horton Hears a Who!” is the among the top grossing movies the same week that identity politics takes center stage in the presidential race.

What would happen if the two concepts melded into one negative attack ad?

Here’s one idea, sent in by a loyal reader — updating 1988 to meet the YouTube demands of 2008:

Presidential Election  2008 campaign

Here at the glass-enclosed nerve center of Extreme Mortman, we always love to see our loyal readers offer free content to the Washington Post.  Today was no different.

Check out this super duper superdelegate story:

“It’s a train wreck,” says John Edgell, a Democratic operative not involved in either campaign. “Either way, you’re going to tick off half the base.”

The judges waiting in the wings are 796 party insiders unaffectionately known as superdelegates. “There’s no way that superdelegates will not decide it,” says Edgell, who has been meticulously tracking superdelegate endorsements and compiling them on a spreadsheet. As of yesterday, his count was 269 for Clinton, 220 for Obama. [Overall, Obama leads Clinton in total delegates, 1,585 to 1,473, according to the Associated Press.]

Bravo John Edgell.  And speaking of train wrecks …

Presidential Election  2008 campaign

Hillary Pillory

February 11, 2008 at 10:22 pm

Any suggestions that Hillary Clinton is moving on from the David Shuster/Chelsea Clinton “pimped out” episode should be put to rest by her appearance tonight on local WJLA-TV/Politico.
The penultimate question was based on the “pimped” out comment.  Without mentioning Shuster by name, Clinton said it was more than one episode, rather it was a “pattern of demeaning comments made on their network” and “I really am troubled by this pattern of behavior and comments that you hear.”

Those are hardly the words of someone looking to either forgive or forget.

Presidential Election  Cable TV  Hillary Clinton

But Will Huckabee Blend?

February 10, 2008 at 9:23 pm

We’ll probably never know. He’s got a busy schedule these days, what with him trailing John McCain in the delegate count, and all.  So there’s probably no room in his calendar to fit in a spin in a blender.

But that’s why the good Lord invented surrogates.  So let’s bring in Mike Huckabee’s surrogate — Chuck Norris.  Will Chuck Norris blend?

Here’s the exciting answer:

Presidential Election  2008 campaign

Straight from the Justice League of America — er, the Democratic National Committee — are superdelegates, defined as:

all Democratic members of the United States Congress, Democratic governors, various additional elected officials, members of the Democratic National Committee, as well as “all former Democratic Presidents, all former Democratic Vice Presidents, all former Democratic Leaders of the U.S. Senate, all former Democratic Speakers of the U.S. House of Representatives and Democratic Minority Leaders, as applicable, and all former Chairs of the Democratic National Committee.”

In other words, these festive fellas:

Kremlin Brezhnev parade

Presidential Election  2008 campaign

Tonight’s Kodak Moment

January 31, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Sources tell Extreme Mortman that these famous folks will be in the audience at tonights CNN/Politico Democratic debate in Hollywood:

  • Leo DeCaprio
  • Tom Hanks
  • Warren Beatty

Presidential Election  2008 campaign  Hollywood

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