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We Never Mel A Gibson We Didn’t Like

October 13, 2006 at 8:33 am

In his interview with “Good Morning America’s” Diane Sawyer this morning, Mel Gibson asserts:

“I don’t believe that Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

Technically, he’s right.  But Jews sure are to blame for all the fighting that ensued as a result of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising.

Mel Gibson with two gentiles

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Quick, Hide That Empty!

August 3, 2006 at 2:39 pm

Washington Post headline:

Jewish Shops in Rome Vandalized

Interesting — didn’t realize Mel Gibson’s already out scouting new movie locations …

Mel Gibson from brokennewz

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Folkenflik At The Flix

August 2, 2006 at 3:25 pm

As the old saying goes, with a name like Folkenflik it’s gotta be good.

Check out NPR ace media reporter David Folkenflik’s masterful Mel Gibson post here.

He kindly quotes yours extremely truly.  And just to clean out the file before we move on to Fidel Castro jokes, here are the Extreme Mortman Gibson jokes Sir Folkenflik didn’t use:

  • Gibson wants to make nice with the Jews.  His credentials?  He spent years wandering the desert!  Haven’t you seen Road Warrior?  Gibson needs Mel Brooks to do a remake: Mad Max Bialystock.
  • And the worst part for Mel Gibson?  The poor guy.  All this is happening two days before retirement. Oh wait, that’s Danny Glover.

OK, I guess I see why David decided to pass over those.

Mel Gibson from theage

Extreme Mortman  Mel Gibson

Two Good Mel Gibson Jokes

August 1, 2006 at 10:07 pm

1) Touting Under Armor stock, CNBC’s Jim Cramer says the sports performance apparel company now is producing a “Mel Gibson line of skullcaps.”

2)  From the Australian news site:

Mel Gibson from the Australian

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Mel Gibson reportedly is arrested on suspicion of drunk driving. Then he reportedly blames the Jews. He reportedly rants about “[expletive] Jews” and how “the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Then he reportedly apologizes to “the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior.” No word if the deputies were [expetive] Jews.

Mel: No sweat, man. Really. Just do me a favor — if you’re gonna drink and drive, don’t get loaded on kosher wine. It’s horrible. Blecch.  I mean, after four glasses of kosher wine at Passover, I’m fit to be tied in cuffs, too.

As I’ve always said, you can have Manischewitz, or just drink the Robitussin straight out the bottle.

manischewitz

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