This Is Just Whore-ible
March 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm
OK, let’s get the disclaimers out of the way first.
- Yes, the following takes advantage of poor old Larry King.
- Yes, we cherry-picked what we liked to make our case stronger, er funnier.
- In fact, yes, we take much of it out of context.
- Yes, it ignores the greater body of impressive work that Larry King has contributed over the years.
OK, now the fun.
A sampling of questions Larry King asked his panel last night about the Eliot Spitzer story:
- “Under what circumstances, Jason, did you first connect with her?”
- “How successful was she when she went to work for you? How successful was she at what she did?”
- “Because someone is physically beautiful, does that mean they would be a good prostitute?”
- “Not wanting to wear a condom. What would it be to you, Babydol?”
- “How does the escort feel, Kathleen?”
- “And, apparently, it’s going to get, if the term is right, more huge”
- “Kathleen, is this going to be bigger and bigger, do you think?”
- “Natalie, do any hookers ever marry their johns?”
If only he had asked, if you were a big prostitute tree, what kind of big prostitute tree would you be?
Larry Flynt said,
March 14, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
Wow: Larry sounds more interested in this than the election!
While we know and respect that this a family friendly site, perhaps some of the fellas, daddys, and elected officials could use a little “bump” on a beautiful Friday afternoon since they can’t play golf or Keno.
So check this out and thank you Alexander Hamilton for starting The New York Post:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03142008/news/regionalnews/dupre/photo01.htm
wbskeet37 said,
March 14, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
You must love your research.
slinkybender said,
March 17, 2008 @ 9:19 am
Another guy on his way to the glue factory.
Sniff, sniff.