Rumor has it that Rudy, yankee though he is, once had a man taken out back and soundly thrashed by a number of his aides for ogling his wife’s breasts like Wolfowitz did at that fundraiser with Thompson’s Jeri. Now that’s manly stuff! You’ll never catch Bill Clinton standing up for a lady like Rudy.

But I digress. The longer he delays demanding satisfaction from Scarborough with at least a glove across the face the longer Thompson runs the risk of forever being branded as a liberul Hollywood pantywaist unable to protect his woman from the verbal taunts of the media. Is that what we want in a president? After 7 years of the press snickering behind Bush’s back about his wife and daughters I’m ready for a change.

A little known fact because the msm never let’s you know about it is in warmups for press conferences the press is always allowed to ask some unimportant questions just to get the ball rolling. Well ever since that day back in late 2004 when Dubya didn’t shoot David Gregory dead for his filthy insinuation about Laura’s daily workout it’s been one question after another about squat thrusts this and pull ups that! I kid you not! No wonder he always looks so cranky on the TV these days! And that’s also just about the time Dubya’s poll numbers went into freefall. Coincidence? I think not.

1: Fred Thompson’s wife is freakin’ HOT!

2: Joe wants to see her “exercise routine” in person (or on Youtube)

3: “working the pole” can also mean fellatio

“She was doing the — I’m not going to tell you exactly what it is but — this exercise routine. It’s very — it’s clean. Housewives — she said I do a certain thing — housewives across America are doing it to stay fit.”