Oh, Honestly, Anderson
September 28, 2007 at 9:03 am
Anderson Cooper, throughout his show last night:
- The president promises to veto it — a lot of politicians making a lot of claims tonight. We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”
- The program we’re talking about was created by Republicans 10 years ago. And get this. In the past, President Bush himself has supported expanding it. So, why the about-face now? We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”
- All right, Jessica Yellin, appreciate it, “Keeping Them Honest.”
- The guy you’re watching has a simulated dirty bomb in there, and he’s walking across the border. We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”
- What is being done about those bad police? “Keeping Them Honest” tonight.
- Crossing the border, simulated nuclear material in this guy’s bag and no one from the multi-billion dollar Department of Homeland Security” on the case. We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”
Seriously, how many folks can you keep honest between late-night cable TV commercials? More like, “Keeping Them Up Past Their Bedtime.” C’mon, Anderson, keep it real. Oh, I’m sorry. “Keep It Real.”
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