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Oh, Honestly, Anderson

Posted by Victoria Reynolds | Posted in Cable TV | Posted on 28-09-2007

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Anderson Cooper, throughout his show last night:

  • The president promises to veto it — a lot of politicians making a lot of claims tonight. We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”
  • The program we’re talking about was created by Republicans 10 years ago. And get this. In the past, President Bush himself has supported expanding it. So, why the about-face now?  We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”
  • All right, Jessica Yellin, appreciate it, “Keeping Them Honest.”
  • The guy you’re watching has a simulated dirty bomb in there, and he’s walking across the border. We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”
  • What is being done about those bad police?  “Keeping Them Honest” tonight.
  • Crossing the border, simulated nuclear material in this guy’s bag and no one from the multi-billion dollar Department of Homeland Security” on the case. We’re “Keeping Them Honest.”

Seriously, how many folks can you keep honest between late-night cable TV commercials?  More like, “Keeping Them Up Past Their Bedtime.”  C’mon, Anderson, keep it real.  Oh, I’m sorry.  “Keep It Real.”

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