Dirk Side Of The Moon
March 16, 2006 at 6:55 pm
At last! After 230 years of independence, our country finally has a Cabinet Secretary named Dirk. Best political name ever. Better than Strobe. Better than Newt. Better than Wyche and Moon. Better than Orrin, Parris, Miilard, Spiro, Alphonse, and Strom. Now we’re talking Dirk. Actually not just Dirk — Dirk Kempthorne. It doesn’t get any better than that. Well, maybe Chest Rockwell. But that’s up to Dirk Diggler.
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