Why Al Gore Is A Profile In Courage
June 17, 2008 at 6:03 am
At first we were surprised that Al Gore endorsed so early in the contest. It’s only June, and he’s already made his mind to support Barack Obama.
Then we realized why he made the courageous act to rush out his announcement: it’s because he’s got killer material, but it’s quite topical.
From Gore’s endorsement speech last night:
If you care about food safety, if you like a T on your BLT, you know that elections matter.
Hilarious. Bush to blame for salmonella. If only Gore had some funny way to blame Bush for the Iowa floods. Sure beats kissing a pig at the Iowa state fair.
Or kissing a pet, as evidenced by this Gore line also from last night:
After the last eight years, even our dogs and cats have learned that elections matter.
Hilarious again. No, you wouldn’t wanted to sit on jokes with a shelf line so short.
Go get ‘im Al — maybe there’s still more Supreme Court jokes in you.
sherlock said,
June 17, 2008 @ 8:37 am
BLT? Shouldn’t that be BAT at an Obama function?
Jimmy Lee said,
June 17, 2008 @ 8:51 am
Which brings us to the quickest way ol’ Hussein could prove he’s not a muslim - eat some bacon. But will he? Heck no.
And, if being a smoker is not a problem, why aren’t there any pictures of the Obamessiah puffin’ on lung stabbers? We unconverted want to know.
MarkJ said,
June 17, 2008 @ 9:03 am
Methinks Al “Mr. Excitement” Gore mentally took the exit ramp off his “Information Super Highway” a long, long time ago.
Clyde said,
June 17, 2008 @ 9:25 am
The Mighty Goracle is as courageous as he is wise.
And where the heck IS Bush? Didn’t he learn anything from Katrina? He should be there with a bucket, bailing out Lake Iowa. I guess it just shows that he doesn’t care about white people.
Maybe he should just ask the Obamessiah to come and part the waters. Should be a pretty easy trick for him…
kcom said,
June 17, 2008 @ 9:45 am
What I want to know is how much did Al Gore charge for his endorsement speech and did he let the press in to see it? Or did he kick them out after five minutes as is his usual custom?
Diggs said,
June 17, 2008 @ 9:45 am
So Obama now has the endorsement of the two Democratic Party candidates who lost to Chimpy McHitlerburton. What a great way to go into the convention…with the backing of the two biggest losers of the 21st Century.
Montjoie said,
June 17, 2008 @ 11:09 am
Obama’s really locking up the high-powered endorsements now. First Michael Moore. Now Al Gore. Hey, on a weight basis that’s like six or seven nominations right there!
Denny, Alaska said,
June 17, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
Is algore modeling a new line of “blimp clothing?” Just wondering.
Jim Treacher said,
June 17, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
Kissing a pig? He already did that at the 2000 Democratic National Convention.
tim said,
June 17, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
He must have meant kissing a manbearpig.