Posted by Arnold Shultz | Posted in 2008 campaign | Posted on 24-04-2006
Former Alaska Democratic Senator Mike Gravel announced last week he’s running for president.
Wait, it gets better.
Here’s coverage of the press conference:
Gravel described his foreign policy approach as “aggressive diplomacy.” For example, he said he would tame the North Korean “tyrant,” Kim Jong-il, by sending Steven Spielberg as a special ambassador. Gravel said he knows Kim has a fondness for American movies.
Forget Spielberg. What those ruthless bloody North Koreans really need in their face is Quentin Tarantino.
By the way, since we’re talking movies, no word whether Gravel’s press conference was repeatedly interrupted by rude people in the back rows opening little plastic candy wrappers.