Archive for January, 2007

Before we get to what Larry King said this time, a quick definition: a Yahrzeit candle is the traditional Jewish memorial candle.

Now, onto the new, pre-Valentine’s Day issue of Capitol File, wherein Larry King talks romance:

“My favorite candle is a Yahrzeit candle.  It has no smell.”

Of course, a Yahrzeit candle lasts for 24 hours.  Even Viagra can’t make that claim.

By the way, no word on whether Larry King’s idea of pillow talk is reciting Kaddish.

Yahrzeit candle Larry King

TV celebrities  Funniest 2007

New Media Strategies In The News

January 29, 2007 at 12:19 pm

Today’s Washington Post:

… as the explosion of blogs, social networks and video-sharing sites has driven big companies to recognize the role of Internet image in protecting their bottom lines, traditional media companies and private investors are seeking to buy Web-savvy start-ups that have a toehold in cyberspace.

That’s what happened to New Media Strategies this month, when it was acquired — with two Los Angeles-based online marketing firms — by Meredith Corp., a Des Moines-based media company known for its sturdy lineup of traditional magazines such as Better Homes and Gardens and Ladies’ Home Journal.

Check out the full story — front-page Business section — on my company here.

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New Media Strategies

I Heart Huckabee

January 29, 2007 at 2:17 am

Washington Post:

Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee yesterday announced plans to form a presidential exploratory committee, hoping to carve out a conservative niche in an increasingly crowded field of Republican candidates.  The onetime Southern Baptist minister, perhaps best known for losing 100 pounds in two years…

No word on whether Subway’s Jared Fogle will soon keynote the New Hampshire Lincoln Day Dinner …

Jared Fogle Subway

Presidential Election  2008 campaign

Not sure why, but we’ll take it.  We noticed tonight that Extreme Mortman earned a link from campbusblog.de, a German-language blog.

The “about” page says:

Blog08.net ist ein Weblog für alles rund um die Präsidentschafts 2008 in den U.S.A.   Neben Links zu interessanten Artikel werden ihr ebenso Kolumnen des Autors und Gastbeauftragten erscheinen.

As Rick Blaine famously said decades ago, my German’s a bit rusty.  So is my Yiddish.  Anyone know what the kind folks said about us?

Extreme Mortman

A Good Weekend For Post Editorials

January 28, 2007 at 2:11 am

Advocates of the worldwide spread of freedom and democratic capitalism are having a good weekend from the normally unlikeliest of sources — the Washington Post editorial page.

Here’s Saturday’s editorial:

At 61, Mr. Ortega may understand something that Mr. Chávez, 52, and his would-be followers have yet to learn: Socialist economics are a recipe for impoverishment, while political power grabs tend to boomerang. The mini-bloc of Latin outliers poses little threat to the United States or the region’s overall stability. But even as their neighbors consolidate democratic institutions and unprecedented prosperity, the people of Venezuela, Bolivia, Ecuador and Cuba may be headed for a miserable year.

And here’s what the editorial page offers Sunday:

The Bush administration’s recent steps against Iran, which have included the dispatch of a second aircraft carrier to the Persian Gulf and the arrest of Iranian agents in Iraq, have worried a lot of people in Washington, who fear that the White House may be gearing up for another war. Fortunately, some influential people in Tehran appear to be getting nervous, as well. The stock market is dropping, and capital flight is accelerating. Some influential voices have begun publicly suggesting that flexibility as well as toughness is needed in dealing with the West. Pressure is growing on radical President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who has been rebuked by voters in recent elections, by parliamentary resolutions and by editorials in newspapers that reflect the views of the country’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.  All this suggests that the U.S. measures, compounded by a U.N. sanctions resolution, may be having an effect on the mullahs.

Even with the predictable qualifiers, these editorials are worthy of posting on freedom-lovers bulletin boards everywhere.

terrorism  foreign policy  Iran  Washington Post

40 Years

January 27, 2007 at 11:53 am

Today marks the 40th anniversary of the flash fire that swept through the capsule of Apollo 1, instantly killing astronauts Virgil I. “Gus” Grissom, Ed White and Roger Chaffee.  January 27th, 1967.  It was also the day of Extreme Mortman’s birth.

Fast forward 19 years nearly to the day: Jan. 28th, 1986.  The space shuttle Challenger explodes 73 seconds after launch, killing all seven on board.

For me, it’s a day to mark a special birthday.  But for all Americans and lovers of the space program, it’s a weekend to remember those who lost their lives in the brave new world of science and exploration.

Extreme Mortman

Today’s Tony Snow Moment

January 27, 2007 at 8:40 am

According to the Washington Post, White House press secretary Tony Snow said he thought “The West Wing” was “an absurd bunch of idiocy.”

Tony Snow Moment

Heirmarks

January 26, 2007 at 4:47 pm

Sen. Robert Byrd’s profoundly comical “Big Daddy” video — in which he shows equal glee at being very, very powerful and very, very old — has made the rounds, shown at Instapundit, Club for Growth, Wonkette, and other destination resorts.

Aside from the hilarity, however, there’s one fascinating bit of trivia we learn from the Byrd video.  Since Bob Byrd joined the Senate, 100 Senators have come and gone — an entire U.S. Senate during Byrd’s tenure.

Who says KKK service is a barrier to holding public office?

Congress

Plame Retardent

January 26, 2007 at 9:22 am

Today’s Washington Post “Reliable Source” column mentions that Valerie Plame is writing a book.

Gee, hope that doesn’t materially harm the lawsuit she’s filed against Vice President Cheney, Scooter Libby, and Karl Rove for “gross invasion of privacy.” After all, privacy is sacrosanct in the Wilson-Plame household.

UPDATE:

Coming up next after the break … What do Valerie Plame, Gordon Lightfoot, Michael Nifong, and Quin Hillyer all have in common? … Some surprising answers… For a sneak peek, click here.

terrorism  Cheney  foreign policy  Iraq  Plame Out

Ariel Antenna

January 25, 2007 at 5:55 pm

It seems that everywhere you go on the web now, at least on lefty sites, you can’t help but bump into this public service announcement.

Oceans Mermaid Ariel Disney

I’ve got no problem with saving the ocean, but as the father of a three-year-old daughter, the last thing I want to see in the blogosphere is more Disney Mermaid.  I mean, she’s already all over my house.

No, if you want my support, I’d prefer a public service announcement of a different kind, but also inspired by Disney:

Cars Disney Pixar

laugh-out loud funny

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